2L is Harder than 1L

2L haikus lack

that certain je ne sais quoi

of 1L case law

Welcome Back!

Summer is long gone

Luckily, haikus are back

Briefs, 5-7-5

Finals Time

Hundreds of flash cards

One five hour energy

Four tests to freedom

UCC Art. 2-203(1)(k)

Yo momma so fat

She ain’t a good under the

UCC Art. 2

Gonzalez v. Raich

Grandma puffs in-state
Court passes on precedent
Now, all is commerce

Enright v. Eli Lilly & Co.

Grandma took a drug?
One generation too late
Eli, off scott free

Reynolds v. Texas & Pac. Ry. Co.

Train late, no handrail
Corpulence not a factor
This can’t be law school