Law School Haiku

2L is Harder than 1L

Jason — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 19:21:23 +0000

2L haikus lack

that certain je ne sais quoi

of 1L case law

Jason — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 18:14:49 +0000

Summer is long gone

Luckily, haikus are back

Briefs, 5-7-5

Jason — Mon, 03 May 2010 04:18:27 +0000

Hundreds of flash cards

One five hour energy

Four tests to freedom

Jason — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:12:26 +0000

Yo momma so fat

She ain’t a good under the

UCC Art. 2

Jason — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 07:35:39 +0000

Grandma puffs in-state
Court passes on precedent
Now, all is commerce

Jason — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:11:45 +0000

Grandma took a drug?
One generation too late
Eli, off scott free

Jason — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 19:09:32 +0000

Train late, no handrail
Corpulence not a factor
This can’t be law school

Jason — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:58:21 +0000

Next time look both ways
Speed was not the cause-in-fact
Heed stop signs, reversed.

Jason — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:33:35 +0000

Truman wants his steel
Not so fast Executive
Only Congress Can

Steve — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:08:29 +0000

coffee espresso
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espresso coffee