2L is Harder than 1L

October 2, 2010

2L haikus lack

that certain je ne sais quoi

of 1L case law

Welcome Back!

August 23, 2010

Summer is long gone

Luckily, haikus are back

Briefs, 5-7-5

Finals Time

May 2, 2010

Hundreds of flash cards

One five hour energy

Four tests to freedom

UCC Art. 2-203(1)(k)

March 12, 2010

Yo momma so fat

She ain’t a good under the

UCC Art. 2

Gonzalez v. Raich

February 25, 2010

Grandma puffs in-state
Court passes on precedent
Now, all is commerce

Enright v. Eli Lilly & Co.

February 24, 2010

Grandma took a drug?
One generation too late
Eli, off scott free

Train late, no handrail
Corpulence not a factor
This can’t be law school

Next time look both ways
Speed was not the cause-in-fact
Heed stop signs, reversed.

Truman wants his steel
Not so fast Executive
Only Congress Can


December 4, 2009

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